Outta Hear Productions Mark's Hairy Tale Back in 1998 I started to grow my hair. It really takes no talent what so ever, of course you already know this, look at how successful I was! As it grew, the hair got less wavy and more "hippy like". Now, when I was in high school, and for a few years after that, I would have killed for "hippy hair" like this! Almost to the belt line, just like the dudes in Pink Floyd! You bet'cha! Imagine, sitting in the quad at high school, playing the trusty acoustic guitar and living out my, albeit darker haired, "Peter Frampton" dreams. "Do you, you, feel like I do?" End of July, 2005 - Well it's time to look, for a new look. Since working out is more trouble than it's worth (too damn hot!), plastic surgery is way too expensive, have you looked at Burt Reynolds lately? Dude, I never noticed the "What was that" expression on your face before! The cheapest way to go was, of course, cut the hair. I went to the shop a week or two previous and I chickened out. Come on! Growing out your hair this long takes time, dedication and well, time! Why would I want to give this up? Why?!? The "hippy look" is coming back! I see it at the mall now... on 14 year old heads, but it's coming back none the less! (Note to self; look in the mirror Mark, take a good, long, hard look in the mirror). |
Gee, she's having fun! |
So there you have it. After 7 years of watering, massive amounts of fertilizer, dozens of snapped pony tail bands, and the name calling! Oh my, don't even start me on that! You'd think it was 1977 and the prom was just around the corner! Will I grow it out again? Hard to say. I would always tell people that the reason I grow it out is because I can. I really enjoyed this when talking with thefolicly challenged. My hair is getting a little thinner but, God willing, I'll keep this hair for much longer. If it ain't to be, it'll be the Mister Clean look for me! |
All that hair, wasted on the ground. |